nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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