We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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