I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I accidentally burped into my bong.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
