Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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