If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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