well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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