He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
