what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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