i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Come see our sink grown plant.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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