Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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