Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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