The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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