i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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