We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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