I didn't shave. On purpose
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
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Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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