It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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