After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
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I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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