The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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