We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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