PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
