What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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