We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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