would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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