She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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