Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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