That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
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I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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