so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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