I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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