I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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