i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
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this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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