oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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