And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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