we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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