i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
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Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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