Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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