Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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