It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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