did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think I died a long time ago.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
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omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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