Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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