You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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