My nipple is on Facebook.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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