I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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I need you to use more vowels.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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