At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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