he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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