69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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