I skipped work to stalk him.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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