I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
