i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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