mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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