she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Randomize