'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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