I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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