Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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