There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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