Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
What a dumb baby whore.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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