fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
how drunk are you?
Several
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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