She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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