I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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