don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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